If you tell enough stories, perhaps the moral will show up.


This Job is Weirding Me Right Up

I was sitting next to a man on the train and noticed that he was looking at porn photos on his telephone. I didn't think "Blimey, that's a bit much on the train!" I didn't think "I wonder if that's his missus." I didn't even think "Ooh gissa look!"

No. The first thing in my head was: "I hope that's not a work phone."

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